Uhuru my fellow freedom fighters, take action now against the shapeshifters. Put bombs under their cars. Place poison in their food. Stab them, shoot them or use a suicide vest.
RED ALERT
THE MOTHERSHIP IS DUE TO ARRIVE WITHIN THE NEXT 2479 MOON CYCLES.
Plan for operation:
1) gather intel of several government buildings in your area
2) assemble copious amounts of explosive materials
3) I am mentally unstable
4) send death threats to your local politicians
5) If you run out of bullets, use your prisoners as human ammunition
6) I got a glock in my rari
5) tune into your third eye and await further instructions
This blogpost was written by none other than Said Sergeyevich Shavershian
